MunnaBhai version of Ghalib

(Disclaimer : Not an original post)

Original
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koii ummiid bar nahii.n aatii
koii suurat nazar nahii.n aatii

Munna Bhai
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koi hope-ich nahin dikhrela hai
koi thopda dikta-ich nahin.

Original
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maut kaa ek din mu'ayyaa.N hai
nii.nd kyo.n raat bhar nahii.n aatii?
[mu'ayyaa.N=definite]

Munna Bhai
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Ek din to ludakna hi hai,
raat ko sone ku kyon nahin sakta?

Original
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jaanataa huu.N savaab-e-taa'at-o-zahad
par tabiiyat idhar nahii.n aatii
[savaab=reward of good deeds in next life, taa'at=devotion; zahad=abstinence, restraint]

Munna Bhai
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Maalum hain agle janam mein bahut rokda milega lekin saala bukaar hi bukaar hain.

Original
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hai kuchh aisii hii baat jo chup huu.N
varna kyaa baat kar nahii.n aatii
[varna=otherwise]

Munna Bhai
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Kaiku mach-mach nahin kar rela hain?
roj to itna bakbak karti hain.

Original
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daaG-e-dil gar nazar nahii.n aata
buu bhii ai chaaraagar nahii.n aatii
[daag-e-dil=wounds on the heart; gar=if (short for agar); buu=smell; chaaraagar=healer/doctor ]

Munna Bhai
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Iske chaati pe churi kidhar maara, bey?
Doctor kidhar ku gaya?

Original
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marate hai.n aarazuu me.n marane kii
maut aatii hai par nahii.n aatii

Munna Bhai
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Bot magajmaari karke marneku try kiya
lekin maut bhi apun ke saat timepass kar-rela hai

Original
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kaabaa kis muu.Nh se jaaoge 'Ghalib'
sharm tumako magar nahii.naatii

Munna Bhai
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Kaaba tu nako ja, boltahai mein
bindaas reh! tension nahin lene ka kya.