MunnaBhai version of Ghalib

(Disclaimer : Not an original post)

Original
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koii ummiid bar nahii.n aatii
koii suurat nazar nahii.n aatii

Munna Bhai
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koi hope-ich nahin dikhrela hai
koi thopda dikta-ich nahin.

Original
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maut kaa ek din mu'ayyaa.N hai
nii.nd kyo.n raat bhar nahii.n aatii?
[mu'ayyaa.N=definite]

Munna Bhai
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Ek din to ludakna hi hai,
raat ko sone ku kyon nahin sakta?

Original
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jaanataa huu.N savaab-e-taa'at-o-zahad
par tabiiyat idhar nahii.n aatii
[savaab=reward of good deeds in next life, taa'at=devotion; zahad=abstinence, restraint]

Munna Bhai
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Maalum hain agle janam mein bahut rokda milega lekin saala bukaar hi bukaar hain.

Original
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hai kuchh aisii hii baat jo chup huu.N
varna kyaa baat kar nahii.n aatii
[varna=otherwise]

Munna Bhai
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Kaiku mach-mach nahin kar rela hain?
roj to itna bakbak karti hain.

Original
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daaG-e-dil gar nazar nahii.n aata
buu bhii ai chaaraagar nahii.n aatii
[daag-e-dil=wounds on the heart; gar=if (short for agar); buu=smell; chaaraagar=healer/doctor ]

Munna Bhai
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Iske chaati pe churi kidhar maara, bey?
Doctor kidhar ku gaya?

Original
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marate hai.n aarazuu me.n marane kii
maut aatii hai par nahii.n aatii

Munna Bhai
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Bot magajmaari karke marneku try kiya
lekin maut bhi apun ke saat timepass kar-rela hai

Original
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kaabaa kis muu.Nh se jaaoge 'Ghalib'
sharm tumako magar nahii.naatii

Munna Bhai
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Kaaba tu nako ja, boltahai mein
bindaas reh! tension nahin lene ka kya.

Why Men are Happier !!!!

(Disclaimer : not an original - just a joke)
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase . You can open all of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.